Strange and Stranger

A recent topic of discussion over at the author John Scalzi’s blog was author’s royalties.  I would like nothing better than to support my favorite authors by buying either new dead tree editions or ebook editions of their work, which is how you put money in their pockets.  In the best of all possible worlds, I’d be living in my dream house which would have, among many other things, a large library with floor to ceiling bookshelves, and I would buy new hardback copies of all my favorite authors’ works hot off the presses. Alas, the last time I checked, this is not anything remotely like the BOAPW, and there are months when the elastic on my budget is strained to the snapping point.

I left a comment on Scalzi’s blog post to the effect that when you are on a fixed income that’s only about 4 inches above the poverty level, as I basically am (and the Federal Government has put a cap on how much money you are allowed to make working part time to try to supplement your income, so you’re pretty much stuck there), your entertainment budget is severely restricted.  When the price for new books ranges from $17 to $26 for hardbacks, $15 to $20 for trade paperbacks, around $8 to $10 for mass market paperbacks, and from $8 to $15 for ebooks, there are months when buying even one ebook or new paperback book would shoot my budget in the foot.  On the other hand, I can get as many as four used paperbacks from Amazon for $16 bucks, on which the author makes zip. When all is said and done, most of my expenses, like rent, phone, cable, and utilities are fixed amounts and the bottom line is, I can buy more books and less food, or more food and fewer books.

Several days after I left that comment on Scalzi’s blog, I received a comment on this blog asking for an email address so they could contact me.  I started not to provide it because, you know, spam.  But then, I decided I would answer with an email address I don’t use all that much.  Imagine my surprise when the person emailed back that I shouldn’t have to choose between books and food, and had sent me an Amazon gift certificate for a modest amount to apply to my book budget.  I was surprised and touched by the unexpected generosity of a complete stranger. Now and again, life sees that you get some sugar to put in the lemonade you’ve made with the lemons life has handed you.

As it happened, last year there had been a bit of a dust-up between the US Government versus several book publishing houses and Apple’s iTunes.  The Department of Justice had slapped them with an antitrust suit alleging they had colluded to inflate the price of ebooks.  Amazon settled out of court and as a result, I received a credit to my Amazon account to the tune of a nice little sum.  Between the gift certificate and the settlement, I was able to get several books that had been in my “save for later” list for a while now as well as preorder two that were coming out April 1 (including C. J. Cherryh’s latest Foreigner book!).  I just finished one of them, “The Manual of Detection” by Jedediah Berry. It was a strange book that I would describe as surreal, Kafka-esque detective fiction meets The Twilight Zone.  Still, I gulped it down and enjoyed every bite.

4-2006 by the refrigeratorAnother bright spot in this vale of tears is that whenever I go over to sit with my dad so my mom can go out, she usually slips me $35 or $40 when I leave (about what it would cost to hire someone from a home health agency to sit with him) because, let’s face it, my mom is a class act.  Ordinarily, I set aside the lion’s share of this windfall for contingencies (something breaks and/or needs to be replaced, or I need something I don’t already have, or the car needs gas, etc.) and use the rest to supplement my entertainment budget, i.e., buy books and maybe rent or buy a film.

However, since I’ve known for sure I was going to move, all my daddy-sitting money since the end of February has been going toward the move.  I’m going to need shelf lining paper, a dust mop (only the bedrooms have carpet; the rest is laminate flooring), a bunch of those little guides you put on the bottom of furniture legs to prevent them from marring a wooden floor, a non-skid mat for the 10-2006 dining roomtub/shower, a sheet of pegboard and some hooks, one or two sheets of masonite and/or rigid foam insulation to light- proof my bedroom window, a couple of 2 x 4’s to build a riser for the carved wooden screen (see above) that’s going behind the headboard of my bed to hide where I’ve covered up the window, etc.  I’ve already used part of my “petty cash” to buy two throw rugs, and two sets of drapes, all on sale, and yesterday at Walmart I got a comforter set and matching drapes, as well as a double rod to hang them on ($2.47 — for two 84 inch long curtain rods + fittings!) and a curtain for the kitchen window.  All these items were “drastically reduced” or “closeout” items, so I made out like a bandit. I’m only taking one set of curtain rods and drapes (see left), and the living room curtain rod with me when I move.  The rest I’m either selling or leaving.  I feel pretty much honor bound to leave some kind of cover over the windows, like that’s going to deter somebody from breaking in and stealing the appliances.  But then, after I mail the keys back to the landlord, that’s not my problem anymore — and good riddance!.

At The Threshold

imagesI can tell I’m under a great deal of stress.  So many irons in the fire.  I’ve been reading a lot, something I tend to do before a big change I know is coming.  It’s my version of that moment in free-fall when the cat is twisting around to get its feet into position to land, or when you’ve pushed in the clutch in order to change gears.  It’s just this thing I do to occupy my attention while my brain is in the process of shifting gears.

I’ve designated April 1-May 10 as the period to (a) decide what goes and what I’m getting rid of, (b) pack what goes, and sell or otherwise get rid of everything else.  That’s the gear I’m changing into right now.   Before I do something, I tend to do a lot of thinking about exactly what needs to happen, what tools and materials I need to make it happen, and what I need to do to make it happen. (This can be frustrating to people who don’t know how I work because I don’t look like I’m actually doing anything.  People don’t have that little spinning hourglass or circle chasing its tail GIFl on their foreheads that indicates thinking is happening!)

I think I know what furniture I’ll be keeping but, since I have the plans and dimensions of the new space, at some point here soon, I’ll be drawing rooms to scale on graph paper — preferable four squares to the inch —  and measuring furniture to see if what I want to keep is actually going to fit in the new place.  This will also come in handy when the move is actually taking place since I already know where furniture needs to go and that it will fit.

Another think I need to work out is what to do with the cats while the movers are putting stuff in the truck.   I can shut them up in the larger bathroom until the truck is packed, then let them out and leave them here while I follow the truck over to the new place.  Alternately, if I can get my office cleared out before the movers come, I can shut them up in there with their poop box, food and water. Then once the truck is unloaded, come back and get them all in carriers, which is no easy task, especially with the white one — I have to stand the carrier up with the door on top, chase him until I tire him out, then corner him, throw a towel over him, dump towel and all into the carrier and shut the door quickly.  The grey one is just generally skittish and is not going to be easy to catch either. (If I can confine them in my office, that would simplify catching them.)  Then I’ll have to load them and their accoutrements into the car and take them to the new place.

I think I can take the two big bookcases and two of the smaller ones.  I need to clear all the books out of these four bookcases, go through my books, separating them into keepers and nonkeepers, and put the keepers in these four bookcases.  As for the nonkeepers, I think I’m going to try calling my former high school and elementary school libraries and ask if they would take donations as I have some books (history, biography, poetry, literature etc.) they might can use.  If not, then the Friends of the Library will get the lot.

I’ve got to find out where I can get a bunch of documents shredded.  I have literally boxes’ worth I need to shred.

I will be able to have access to the new digs on the 16th of May, which is a Friday.  I can spend the weekend laying shelf paper, hanging curtains, etc., as well as move my kitchen stuff in my car — dishes, pots and pans, and the food in my pantry and refrigerator. Then hopefully, the movers will come on the 19th.  They’ll be able to move me in one day.

When I looked through the pictures I took of the unit they showed us (same floor plan, just flipped), I noticed there are no drawers in either of the bathrooms, and only the one cabinet under each sink.  How can you have a bathroom without any drawers? Obviously, at some point I’m going to have to get a couple of those “over the toilet” shelving units or something.  I hope I get $$$ for my birthday . . .

But before I do any of this, I need to do my income tax.

The Current Status of the Quo

IMG_1280This duplex I’m living in was built in the 1970’s or thereabouts, and the fence is probably original to the house.  It was put together with nails.  The wood is weathered and brittle, some of the pickets have warped, the nails are pulling loose in places and it’s generally in pretty bad shape. Ordinarily, I wouldn’t have bothered to fix it, but as it is, stray dogs can get into the yard, which I’d rather not have happen.  I rummaged about in my DIY whatnot box and found an opened box of 3-inch aluminum deck screws, and yesterday afternoon, I took them, my hammer and my cordless drill and cobbled together that back corner of the fence where it was falling down.   The part of the fence in the corner had pulled away from the side post and most of the pickets had fallen off.  The only way to get it to stay up was to sister my fence post to the neighbor’s fence post by screwing a board across them.  I also put back the pickets that had fallen off and secured them and some of those around them by screwing them top and bottom.  Just so it holds up until I have moved out.  After that, I won’t care anymore.

noritake_aquarius_coupe_cereal_bowl_P0000065216S0010T2 noritake_aquarius_mug_P0000065216S0003T2Today, I listed my Noritake pottery dishes, some china and lead crystal on craigslist, but I’m not hopeful that it will sell.  The Noritake (at right) is Aquarius pattern, and I have service for 12, plus all the serving pieces.  I got all but one dinner plate as wedding presents but I got duplicates of some of the serving pieces and exchanged them for a dinner plate. I quit using them and packed them up when I got the blue willow dishes.  They are quite substantial pieces and rather heavy.

celebrity_cec1_water_goblet_P0000010543S0005T2 celebrity_matador_creamer_P0000010609S0015T2 celebrity_matador_footed_cup_saucer_set_P0000010609S0021T2When I was in basic training in the Air Force (around the time the duplex was built, actually!), a lady came by the barracks selling dishes, flatware, pots and pans, etc.  — I got china, lead crystal, matching flatware, and a great set of stainless steel waterless cookware including an electric skillet, all for $300. I ended up giving my mom the flatware.  The china and crystal have been sitting in my store room for years.  I listed the china (above), which is Celebrity in the Matador pattern.  I have service for 8 plus the serving pieces (salt & pepper, sugar bowl, butter dish, serving dishes).  I also listed the lead crystal (above), which is also Celebrity. I have 8 two piece place settings (water and wine) of that as well.  They would be perfect for someone who likes to have dinner parties.  I don’t expect them to sell either, but you never know unless you try.

I need to get off my duff, clear off the furniture I plan to sell, take pictures of it, and list it on craigslist as well. I’ve got a nightstand, one of those “entertainment units” that you put flat-screen TVs on,  and a matching cupboard, bookshelf and a large two-drawer hanging file cabinet I’m getting rid of.  Whatever I can’t sell before I move, I’ll leave here and have an “estate sale” the week after I move. Whatever is left after that will go to either Salvation Army or Catholic Family Services. Then the keys are getting mailed to the landlord and I am washing my hands of the place.

I can list my Brambly Hedge “Four Seasons” set of salad plates, cups and saucers on Amazon.  I’m of two minds about my Staffordshire tea service, though. Once I get rid of the Brambly Hedge stuff, I could put the tea service in the china cabinet where it was.  I can see Ebay in my future  . . .

Brown Skies

1-1-2006 starting the new year with a blowIt’s blowing like 60 and the skies are brown.  The fence is loose again, and pickets are blowing off.  Apart from the fact that stray dogs can now get in the yard, I don’t actually care if all the fence falls down.  My head’s stuffed up despite the decongestant and I’ve got the makings of a sinus headache deluxe.  Not to put too fine a point on things, the Littermaid died.  I’ve only had it since September, so it’s in warranty.  You clip out the little blue wire and send it to them.  Eventually, they send you a new one. In the meantime, I’ve ordered one from Amazon that will be IMG_1280here Thursday.  That way I’ll have one in reserve when this one bites the dust.  Their shoddy construction is evidently not up to three cats, and it succumbs.  Why do I keep buying them?  Because they’re cheap and they are self scooping.  What can I say?

I spent yesterday and this morning in bed, either sleeping or reading.  I’ve got a big case of “Frankly, My Dear’s.”  I expect I’ll have to get the tools out and see what I can do about the fence, if for no better reason than to keep the stray dogs out of the yard.

I’ve got to get up at “Oh, God” o’clock tomorrow morning so my mom can go stand in line to get her taxes done at the senior center.  They do it for free.  I need to do my taxes, too.  Might do them later today if I can find my round tuit.  I think what’s happening is that I’m resting up for next month, which is going to be busy packing and selling stuff and getting ready to move.  Mom and I also need to have a massive garage sale.  Now that there’s only one car in the carport, I can have some garage sales here.  Next month.

Books Read in 2014

40. Storm in the Village, Book 3 of Chronicles of Fairacre, Read, Miss
39. Village Diary, Book 2 of Chronicles of Fairacre, Read, Miss
38. Village School, Book 1 of Chronicles of Fairacre, Read, Miss
37. *Shadow Magic, Wrede, Patricia
36. Harfang Book #1, Demilly, Aurore (graphic novel)
35. Iorich, Brust, Steven
34. Book of Enchantments, Wrede, Patricia
33. Cowboy Feng’s Space Bar and Grille, Brust, Steven
32. Jhegaala, Book 2 of The Book of Dzur, Brust, Steven
31. Dzur, Book 1 of The Book of Dzur, Brust, Steven
30. Tiassa, Brust, Steven
29. Issola, Book 2 of The Book of Dragon, Steven Brust
28. Dragon, Book 1 of The Book of Dragon, Brust, Steven
27. Orca, Book 2 of The Book of Athyra, Brust, Steven
26. Athyra, Book 1 of The Book of Athyra, Brust, Steven
25. Phoenix, Book 2 of The Book of Taltos, Brust, Steven
24. Taltos, Book 1 of The Book of Taltos, Brust, Steven
23. Sector General, White, James
22. Miss Pettigrew Lives For a Day, Watson, Winifred
21. Tekla, Book 3 of The Book of Jhereg, Brust, Steven
20. Yendi, Book 2 of The Book of Jhereg, Brust, Steven
19. Jhereg, Book 1 of The Book of Jhereg, Brust, Steven
18. Delilah Dirk and the Turkish Lieutenant, Cliff, Tony (graphic novel)
17. By Blood We Live, Adams, John Joseph, editor
16. The Tenth Gift, Johnson, Jane
15. *The Birthday of the World, LeGuin, Ursula
14. The Lantern Bearers, Sutclif, Rosemary
13. The Silver Branch, Sutcliff, Rosemary
12. The Ocean at the End of the Lane, Gaiman, Neil.
11. The Eagle of the Ninth, Sutcliff, Rosemary
10. A Phantom Lover, Lee, Vernon
9.  Talking to Dragons, The Enchanted Forest Chronicles IV, Wrede, Patricia
8.  Searching for Dragons, The Enchanted Forest Chronicles III, Wrede, Patricia
7. Dealing with Dragons, The Enchanted Forest Chronicles II, Wrede, Patricia
6.  Calling on Dragons, The Enchanted Forest Chronicles I, Wrede, Patricia
5.  Sharaz-de: Tales from the Arabian Nights, Toppi, Sergio (graphic novel)
4.  *Clockwork Phoenix: Tales of Beauty and Strangeness, Allen, Mike, editor
3.  *The Day They Brought the Bears to Belfast, Lee, Sharon (short story)
2.  *Surfside, Lee, Sharon (short story)
1.  *Life in a Tudor Palace, Gidlow, Christopher

*ebook

We Resume Our Regularly Scheduled Programming, Which Is Already in Progress

I’ve had a “gumboil” on my gum, in a place I have had one before that had to be incised and drained.  I noticed it about 2 weeks ago, but it was pea sized when I noticed it.  The last time I had one, the whole side of my face swelled and was red and it hurt like the dickens. The odd thing about this episode was there was no pain.  After I noticed it, I decided to apply some tincture of time and see what happened. Unfortunately, nothing did.  So I went to the dentist today, and we had a discussion.  The adjacent tooth in question is a molar.  Molars have three roots, not unlike a three-legged stool.  It appears I have a smoldering infection in the midst of the roots to that tooth.  It flares periodically, the last time being two years ago.  He outlined two choices:  (a) pull the tooth or (b) throw some antibiotics at it and see what happens.  Obviously, I’m reluctant to have a tooth pulled;  therefore, I opted for the second solution.  I floated the hypothesis that the problem with the tooth might relate to a problem with my maxillary sinus on that side, which he allowed might be the case.  But, for now, I’m throwing some cephalexin at it four times a day.

Since I get my drugs through the VA, and a private doctor cannot call prescriptions in to them, I had it called in to my local Walmart pharmacy.  Naturally, I had to wait 30-45 minutes for the prescription to be filled, so I wandered amongst the merchandise.  I often wonder what cashiers think about the combinations of merchandise the customers lay on the checkout stand belt.  Today, I put an ironing board cover, two boxes of bendable straws, and two packages of unmentionables on the belt of the checkout stand.  Having paid for my purchases, I exited by way of their in-store MacDonald’s.

Came home with my Big Mac Meal, set the TV table up, settled in, began dunking FF’s in the catsup, turned on the TV, had to wait for the hard drive in the DVR to get up to speed, and it wants me to press OK to get “On Demand”.  I just spent time last week explaining to the billing department of ATT why I did not want this particular feature.  Muttering imprecations under my breath, I got up, rebooted the box by pressing and holding the button on the front, one Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi* . . .  It hung up again at the same place.  Called ATT and, as usual, I had to wade through the stupid interactive voice response system, and argued with it until I got somebody who knew which end was up.  We tried various strategies, and chatted while we waited for things to happen (it was a lady who lived in Dallas), but to no avail.  The upshot of the exercise was that (a) I ate my Big Mac in front of the computer instead of the TV, and (b) the ATT guy is coming out tomorrow sometime between 4 pm and 8 pm.  I’ve got to daddysit tomorrow, but I should be home by then.

In other news, the Bradford ornamental pear trees are in bloom at the moment, and unless I take cetirizine (Zyrtec)diphenhydramine (Benadryl), and pseudoephedrine (a decongestant), my sinuses will have a good old fashioned, falling on the floor kicking and screaming,  hissy fit.  Thing is, these imports from China are all over town.  There are two in the yard of the extended care facility right across the street (another reason I’ll be glad to move out of this place!).  There’s another one at the corner of where my street branches off one of the main north-south streets in our town).  Planting Bradford pears is not quite as irresponsible as planting paper mulberries, but it’s up there.

I have been told by doctors, and have typed many reports of doctors telling other people, that you do not want to smother/hold in a sneeze.  It tends to force things up the eustachian tubes into your ears and give you middle ear infections among other things.  You can also break an ear drum that way.  The advice of my ENT doctor was, “Just let’er rip.” So I do.  I have a particularly loud sneeze, having inherited it fair and square from my dad.  I sneeze and kitties scramble for cover.  I’d rather not sneeze.  I find them disruptive and aggravating. So during this time of year, I’m popping Zyrtec, Benadryl and pseudoephedrine like candy.   We also had a brown sky today, which at this time of year means blowing dirt, which is hard enough on the respiratory system without said dirt particles being liberally coated with “preplant incorporated herbicides,” and defoliants as they are highly likely to be around here.  It wasn’t a very brown sky, but then it wasn’t all that windy.

* A useful method for counting seconds if you don’t have a watch, have an analog watch that doesn’t have a second hand or have a digital watch that doesn’t have a display seconds function.

Springing Forward, Sort Of . . .

After my harrowing ordeal with the computer virus, I crashed and slept a while, woke up, had a munch and a drink, went back to sleep, woke up, read some, went back to sleep . . . you get the picture.  About an hour and 15 minutes ago, 3 o’clock evaporated as we sprang forward into daylight savings time.  In a minute, I’m going to have to go all over the house changing the clocks, advancing them an hour which, I will grant you in this age of digital clocks, is easier than setting them back an hour in the fall. All this chronometric arithmetic is what my favorite author refers to as “a PITA.”  I would be delighted if the powers that be would just change us to daylight savings time and leave us there.  Not very likely, though.  That bills bills billswould make life too simple.

After I do the clock thing, I’m crashing out again.  I have to get up at 8:30 a.m. so I can daddysit at 9:30 a.m. while my mom goes to church.  With any luck, she’ll stop by KFC on her way home. When I get home, I’m going to have to start working, and work every waking minute that I’m not  daddysitting the whole week so I can make up the $110 the computer virus ended up costing me, as well as the other $160 I need to pay my bills. The thought of how much I’m going to have to work to make that much money makes me tired. Sigh.

Books Read in 2014

36. Harfang Book #1, Demilly, Aurore (graphic novel)
35. Iorich, Brust, Steven
34. Book of Enchantments, Wrede, Patricia
33.  Cowboy Fent’s Space Bar and Grille, Brust, Steven
32. Jhegaala, Book 2 of The Book of Dzur, Brust, Steven
31.  Dzur, Book 1 of The Book of Dzur, Brust, Steven
30. Tiassa, Brust, Steven
29. Issola, Book 2 of The Book of Dragon, Steven Brust
28. Dragon, Book 1 of The Book of Dragon, Brust, Steven
27. Orca, Book 2 of The Book of Athyra, Brust, Steven
26. Athyra, Book 1 of The Book of Athyra, Brust, Steven
25. Phoenix, Book 2 of The Book of Taltos, Brust, Steven
24. Taltos, Book 1 of The Book of Taltos, Brust, Steven
23. Sector General, White, James
22. Miss Pettigrew Lives For a Day, Watson, Winifred
21. Tekla, Book 3 of The Book of Jhereg, Brust, Steven
20. Yendi, Book 2 of The Book of Jhereg, Brust, Steven
19. Jhereg, Book 1 of The Book of Jhereg, Brust, Steven
18. Delilah Dirk and the Turkish Lieutenant, Cliff, Tony (graphic novel)
17. By Blood We Live, Adams, John Joseph, editor
16. The Tenth Gift, Johnson, Jane
15. *The Birthday of the World, LeGuin, Ursula
14. The Lantern Bearers, Sutclif, Rosemary
13. The Silver Branch, Sutcliff, Rosemary
12. The Ocean at the End of the Lane, Gaiman, Neil.
11. The Eagle of the Ninth, Sutcliff, Rosemary
10. A Phantom Lover, Lee, Vernon
9.  Talking to Dragons, The Enchanted Forest Chronicles IV, Wrede, Patricia
8.  Searching for Dragons, The Enchanted Forest Chronicles III, Wrede, Patricia
7. Dealing with Dragons, The Enchanted Forest Chronicles II, Wrede, Patricia
6.  Calling on Dragons, The Enchanted Forest Chronicles I, Wrede, Patricia
5.  Sharaz-de: Tales from the Arabian Nights, Toppi, Sergio (graphic novel)
4.  *Clockwork Phoenix: Tales of Beauty and Strangeness, Allen, Mike, editor
3.  *The Day They Brought the Bears to Belfast, Lee, Sharon (short story)
2.  *Surfside, Lee, Sharon (short story)
1.  *Life in a Tudor Palace, Gidlow, Christopher

*ebook

I’m In High Dudgeon Now

Whatever a dudgeon is, I’m in an extremely high one.  Thursday afternoon, I booted up my computer and was going to read my blogs and comics, and blog about my BFF coming over, and I thought I’d better check if the licenses were up to date on my MP3 player.  I don’t actually own the music I listen to on Rhapsody; I just rent it by the month, which means plugging my MP3 player into Rhapsody once a month so it can tell my MP3 player I’m still allowed to play the songs I’ve downloaded to it from Rhapsody.  Well, I brought up the Rhapsody player and it wouldn’t sign me in.  Told me to connect to the internet and try again.  Since I had just read emails, brought up Firefox, pulled up NewsFox and downloaded new posts to my RSS feeds, I felt reasonably sure I was connected to the internet. I tried uninstalling Rhapsody and reinstalling it.  No joy. I tried resetting the password.  Still no joy.  I thought maybe it had something to do with Microsoft’s latest security vulnerability patch, but no, Rhapsody still had a latchkey and was free to come and go.

Then I remembered that Rhapsody is platformed on Internet Explorer, so I pull Internet Explorer and it gives me this error message that it can’t connect to the proxy server at — and it gives me an IP address that doesn’t exist.   To begin with, I don’t use a proxy server.  I use a LAN.  I go in to options and try to uncheck the connect by proxy server option and switch it to a LAN but I can’t because the dialog box where the proxy server option is checked is greyed out, which means I can’t do anything about it.  So then I think maybe my copy of Internet Explorer is corrupted and go to install/uninstall programs to uninstall it, and guess what. I can’t because Internet Explorer does not appear on the list of programs!  By now it’s sneaking up on 8 o’clock.  So, while I’m running Malwarebytes (which takes foreEVer), I’m scouring the internet looking for information about my particular problem.  I visit this forum and that forum and join Bleeping Computer forum that  lookeds like it might be helpful, and post my problem.  I got no useful advice; everything they told me to do I’d already done. It’s been over 24 hours since I joined the forum and the advice that wasn’t useful is all the advice I’ve gotten. (Evidently the good ol’ geeks there are afraid of getting neophyte cooties.) So I scour the internet some more.  By now it’s well after midnight.

Now it’s 6 a.m. Friday and still no joy. I get something to eat and ponder my options. By now I’ve run two antivirus scans and I’ve looked every way I can think of on the internet for some clue to what’s going on.  Creeping up on 9 a.m. and I think Geek Squad. I call the hangout of the local Geek Squad (our Best Buy store).  They want me to bring it in (and leave it, although they don’t actually come out and say it). which is something I’m not prepared to do.  So I go to their online chat.

Well, to make an aggravatingly long and way beyond merely annoying story short, the triage geek came onto my machine remotely, saw the problem, verified that I did indeed have quite a doozy, and told me it would be $70 (£41.85/€50.47) for their diagnosing and treating geek to connect to my computer remotely and see what could be done.  I cough up the dough, and here comes the D&T geek.  We chat briefly about symptoms.  That was about 10 a.m.  I’m sitting there watching the cursor fly about and programs open and close, and this investigated and that perusal.  At some point I fell asleep in the chair and woke up around 2 p.m. and we are still at it, with a Windows security scan munching its way through my 500 GB hard drive, so I go get a book. At some point a Malwarebytes scan is started and takes almost 4 hours to run. While all this is going on, the white one has been whinging and whining and generally being his usual obnoxious and I’ve generally been venting my angry and frustrated spleen in his direction.  Long about 7:30 p.m. the D&T geek says not only has the operation been successful, but by some miracle, the patient has lived.

Yeah.  In the process of curing the patient, she antivirused my Western Digital Passport Essential backup drive’s updater before I could react and tell her not to, and she completely emptied out my Startup folder except for three things. It’ll probably take weeks for me to finally figure out everything that was in there, but I think I got most of it.  And finally, in the process of being on for nearly 36 hours straight, and not to put too fine a point on this whole fiasco, the circuitry in my DisplayLink USB to VGA display adaptor couldn’t take the heat and fried or died or otherwise quit working.  I dug out an old SIIG USB to VGA adapter that I had used on my Vista machine when it was the new kid on the block, finally found a driver that would work and grandfathered it in, and we’re back to two monitors again. Hopefully, by Tuesday the replacement will be here, before anything else goes kaput, so next week, if I want to pay my utilities bill and car insurance bill, I’ll have to   make $200 instead of just $100 slaving away at that jive outfit where I work, while daddysitting on Sunday, Wednesday and Saturday, and going to the dentist on Tuesday.  If I can manage to turn $25-$30 a day, I might can manage.

In other news, my BFF came over Wednesday and watched “Pacific Rim” on Roku/Amazon Prime, and it was actually pretty good.  I’d been wanting to see it for a while, and she hadn’t seen it and wanted to.  This Roku thing is a WiFi device that lets a non-WiFi- equipped TV connect to the internet over WiFi and stream from Netflix, Hulu, Amazon Prime, PBS, Pandora, and a host of other internet based streaming video services, most of which you must throw money at each month to use, so you can watch it on a larger TV screen instead of on your phone, tablet, or computer monitor.  My BFF was really interested in the Roku, once I explained to her what it does.  Her TV is older and smaller than either of mine, and I told her I was getting rid of the TV we had watched the movies on when I moved, and she was interested in getting it from me, which I will let her pay out (since she won’t let me give it to her), and forget to dun her for it.  After we enjoyed “Pacific Rim,” we watched “Thor 2: The Dark World,” I for the first time, she for the third, and we ogled Chris Hemsworth (Thor) and Tom Hiddleston (Loki) and had such fun.  Both films are still in my queue and I will watch both of them again, at least two or maybe three times.  Then there’s the Captain America films with Chris Evans, and all three of them in The Avengers . . .

tumblr_n0ukjryjA91qzasxmo1_500 So, after a post (and nearly 48 hours) full of such Sturm und Drang, I’ll leave you on a lighter note (see left) and **fold into tenths like an Arab and silently steal away*. That soft whump! you will hear shortly will be me landing in and being gently enfolded by my bed.

Cushion eated me

*And the night shall be filled with music
And the cares that infest the day,
Shall fold their tents, like the Arabs,
And as silently steal away. –

final stanza of “The Day Is Done

by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

**The marvelous Longfellow misquote is courtesy of the brilliant and much lamented Walt Kelly, which took the scenic route through his comedic and satirical masterpiece, Pogo. Frankly, I like the misquote better than its anapestiferous, tetrametrical, hold- one’s-coat-lapel-with-one-hand-whilst-emotively-intoning source.  (Can you tell I had to listen to “The Wreck of the Hesperus” repeated in its agonizing entirety by each of the fourteen 9th grade students who preceded me in the alphabet, by me, and by each of the sixteen who followed me, all of whom had to recite the durn thing from memory? As for the teacher, I have no pity for her.  It was her idea.  TooLongfellow was one of the more repeatable things we called him.)